Last night at The Cheesecake Factory, my 5 year old taught us some of the lesser known rules of dining etiquette. You’ll want to be sure to avoid these embarrassing faux pas:
- Don’t spit.
- Don’t put salt and pepper on your tongue.
- Don’t put your mouth on the table.
- Don’t smell other people’s socks.
- Don’t pee in your pants.
- Don’t put your feet or elbows on the table.
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the next Miss Manners.